Poo Onesie

£39.99

  • Material: soft flannel for optimal comfort
  • Details: brown swirl body, embroidered smiling face on the hood
  • Comfort: loose, ensuring total freedom of movement, slippers not included
  • Occasions: fancy dress parties, gag gifts, Halloween, lazy Sundays
  • Washing: machine washable, easy to care for
  • Ultra-soft fabric | Warm and comfortable
  • Pyjamas and costume | Two in one
  • Any occasion | Bedtime, parties, film nights
  • Gift-ready | One they’ll actually wear
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  • Material: soft flannel for optimal comfort
  • Details: brown swirl body, embroidered smiling face on the hood
  • Comfort: loose, ensuring total freedom of movement, slippers not included
  • Occasions: fancy dress parties, gag gifts, Halloween, lazy Sundays
  • Washing: machine washable, easy to care for

Women’s Poo Onesie transforms your nights into hilarious moments of fun

The poo onesie for adults is not just nightwear, it is a style statement. It is ideal for people who do not take themselves too seriously and love brightening their daily life by adding a touch of whimsy to their wardrobe. This all-in-one perfectly combines comfort and creativity. Made of soft flannel, it promises warm nights and smiling mornings.

Beyond its quirky and funny design playfully featuring a brown poo swirl, this onesie is built to deliver maximum comfort. Its elasticated long sleeves guarantee a snug fit, while its plush hood adds a touch of absolute cosiness.

Quirky brown humour for every evening in a Men’s Poo Onesie

This adult poo onesie is not only comfortable. It is also original and perfect for those who love to stand out. Ideal for cosy nights in, it brings a dose of fun. Absurd film marathons become even funnier and challenges with friends take on a whole new dimension. This one-piece garment turns every moment into pure silliness.

This one-piece is a must for fans of humour. Few things say comfortable in your own skin like a good poo onesie. Give it as a gift to surprise your loved ones and make them laugh with this unusual choice. It is time to add a dose of joyful absurdity to your wardrobe.

Treat yourself to the onesie that matches your personality

For a themed pair with a friend, the heart onesie is the natural companion. Finally, the adult onesies collection covers every other design for grown-ups.

Frequently Asked Questions

They’re made to keep you warm on the sofa through autumn and winter, so yes, they’re cosy. The relaxed fit lets air move around, though, so you won’t get that stuffy feeling you get from tight pyjamas.
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Turn them inside out and pop them in a mesh laundry bag to protect the hood. Skip the tumble dryer and the iron. They air-dry quickly and fluff right back up on their own.
Yes, every onesie we sell is unisex. The roomy cut works for men and women alike, our kids’ styles fit girls and boys just the same, and our baby sizes are cut the same way for everyone. Just check the size chart to find your fit.
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Adult size chart (measurements in cm)

SIZEHEIGHTCHESTSHOULDER WIDTHSLEEVE LENGTHONESIE LENGTH (EXCLUDING HOOD)
S144 - 1531164650127 - 130
M154 - 1631204853137 - 140
L164 - 1731245056147 - 150
XL174 - 1831285259157 - 160